December 9th 15 hours ago

god the holidays only remind me how much i hate my family
also our christmas tree looks like david bowie threw up all over it

soo much tinsel ~*

December 9th 19 hours ago

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lua, bright eyes

and i know you have a heavy heart, i can feel it when we kiss
so many men stronger than me have thrown their backs out trying to lift it
but me, i’m not a gamble, you can count on me to split
the love i sell you in the evening by the morning won’t exist

December 9th 19 hours ago



Jules: Mmm! God damn, Jimmie! This is some serious gourmet shit! Usually, me and Vince would be happy with some freeze-dried Taster’s Choice, but he springs this serious gourmet shit on us! What flavor is this? 


Jimmie: Knock it off, Julie. 


Jules: What?

Jimmie: I don’t need you to tell me how fucking good my coffee is, okay? I’m the one who buys it, I know how good it is. When Bonnie goes shopping, she buys shit. Me, I buy the gourmet expensive stuff because when I drink it, I want to taste it. But you know what’s on my mind right now? It ain’t the coffee in my kitchen, it’s the dead nigger in my garage.

Jules: Mmm! God damn, Jimmie! This is some serious gourmet shit! Usually, me and Vince would be happy with some freeze-dried Taster’s Choice, but he springs this serious gourmet shit on us! What flavor is this?

Jimmie: Knock it off, Julie.

Jules: What?

Jimmie: I don’t need you to tell me how fucking good my coffee is, okay? I’m the one who buys it, I know how good it is. When Bonnie goes shopping, she buys shit. Me, I buy the gourmet expensive stuff because when I drink it, I want to taste it. But you know what’s on my mind right now? It ain’t the coffee in my kitchen, it’s the dead nigger in my garage.

December 9th 21 hours ago / 58 notes

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MY LIFE
;_;

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MY LIFE

;_;

December 8th 1 day ago / 36 notes

December 8th 1 day ago / 11 notes

pork2k:

since when does anyone care about nebraskans

pork2k:

since when does anyone care about nebraskans

December 8th 1 day ago / 1 note

December 7th 2 days ago / 4 notes

redsuspenders:

bittenbysharks:


my favorite songs are in bold, guise.
k, thx.

IM STEVEN SEAGAL, TALK TO MY ASS

papyrus: the font of legends ~*

redsuspenders:

bittenbysharks:

    my favorite songs are in bold, guise.

    k, thx.

    IM STEVEN SEAGAL, TALK TO MY ASS

    papyrus: the font of legends ~*

    December 7th 2 days ago

    system restore and safe mode just saved my (stupid) ass so hard

    fuck u worms

    fuck u

    December 7th 2 days ago

    snooow day